Why Am I Doing This?

(useless post about how i only blog because i am an attention whore)
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In other news, Eva Green is apparently going to become a superstar. She was in Casino Royale and will be playing Serafina Pekkala in The Golden Compass (still not sure if I should be really stoked or really depressed about this movie). I didn't know that starring in French indie porn was a sure path to fame of the legitimate variety, but apparently the hymen blood thing really worked for her.

Blech.

So I decided that "throttle the bottle" should become the hot new euphemism for masturbation of the manly variety.

Dammit, I just looked it up on Google, and apparently I am not the first person to come up with this. Every single time I think of something wildly creative, it turns out that I am just slow on the uptake. The same thing happened with Vampirates. I saw the book in Borders the other day and practically threw a tantrum. That was going to be my first million!

In case you were wondering, the only images that show up on GIS for "throttle the bottle" are a a tiny picture of a Hello Kitty character, Invader Zim, and a bunch of buttons from Familynyou.com, a bizarre, possibly family-orientated health information site with links to pornography. Apparently, to the fine folks at familynyou.com, throttling the bottle means getting over alcoholism. Unless they are suggesting masturbation as a healthier alternative to excessive drinking, I think they might be even slower on the uptake than I am.

Well, that was a weird tangent.

Ok, time to waste my life on celebrity trash blogs and imdb!